Monday, January 12, 2009

Weight Loss Woe's

So, I have decided I HAVE GOT TO LOSE a little of my weight. I gained a bit with the last pregnancy, and just kept it on after. In my previous life (that is what I call my first marriage), I had gained a BIG amount. With unhappiness came a whole lot of Devil Dogs and a big ol' butt!
I decided that I didn't want to look like that anymore. Walked, kick boxed and lost 69 3/4 pounds!!! You betcha!
So, I know that I can do it!
The difference now, in this life, is that Andy doesn't care about my weight. His version of what I look like, is different than mine. He, after all, is the one who sees me naked. That makes it a little difficult to PUT THE TWINKIE DOWN!
I will be looking into joining our local fitness center. This will also help me to work out the aggression that I have built up. Rid the DHHS stresses. Eliminate the laundry back-up tension. Help me deal.
No, I have no intention of walking away from the Ring-Dings. I will never abandon my Funny Bones. I am committed to my relationship with Ben & Jerry. I just want to partake in them...with a smaller ass. Burn up those guilty calories.
Lay in bed, with my honey bun (Andy, not the cake) and eat a strawberry shortcake!

4 comments:

Mrs. Firecracker said...

I wish you luck! I'm Melissa by the way and I live in Buckfield too. I follow you through "Notyourtypicalmomma" Just thought I'd say "hi".

Andrew Scott Turner said...

You don't need it.

If you lose weight, you're stealing from me, and stealing is a sin

obladi oblada said...

mmmm.You are making me want strawberry shortcake. That sounds soooo good. Ive been trying to stay away from the baked goods and all the naughty carbs I LOVE since Christmas. 'taint easy I say.

Nichole said...

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